and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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