So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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