At least make sure they are 18
Why
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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