I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You were trust falling into bushes
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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