Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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