I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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