He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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