Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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