He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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