please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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