I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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