oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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