Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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