I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My hand turned me down
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Can I color on your dick again?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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