I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
