Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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