okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
