Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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