Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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