dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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