batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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