i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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