I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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