I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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