listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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