the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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