You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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