Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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