idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
