Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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