So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
