oh god the rape fog is back!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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