Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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