no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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