My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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