sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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