I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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