She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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