can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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