I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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