it hurts more in the daytime
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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