But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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