Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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