I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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