and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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