I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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