Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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