Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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