Its about making memories worth repressing
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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