I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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