Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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