I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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